I lost my voice and treated it with whisky

So I got the most horrific throat/lung ache I have ever had. Once when I was 16 years old lady I got almost this bad throat ache, and back then my dad made funny about me how pussy I was and how I will die to that. It was literally the worse joke ever because I was so sure that throat ache is going to take me. But Karma is a bitch and two days later he got the same thing and apologized deeply to me, and since then we both agreed that we didn’t even know what throat ache was before that took over us.

So dad, if you are reading this it is worse now. I went to pharmacy and took the most powerful medicine, painkillers and the thingies which suppose to make your throat numb. But damn, man they didn’t help so much. I woke up in middle of the night and from my naps to literally dying. And the best part is- I have a voice like a old musician who has drank couple of wishkeys more than should on a sailing boat. So I did what was left to do- but clothes on and went with guys to the bar drink whiskey. I hate whiskey but the guys and venue was nice. Somewhere in and between studio and the other bar my voice went gone totally.

Can you imagine! Somebody took my voice away! That is literally the only time I have ever been so quiet in my whole entire night. People were so nice there and I wanted to speak so much more, and PLUS I had to stop telling a story in the middle of the sentence because it was just gone it hurt SO MUCH to speak ๐Ÿ˜€

We ended up in Studios V.I.P section in the end and I had a blast. I don’t even remember when was last time I partied there. On the way home I got flowers, which made me super happy and compensate me losing my voice a bit ๐Ÿ˜€

So did it help? I don’t know man. I couldn’t eat anything because it hurts SO MUCH and I can not speak currently and I feel like my lungs are on fire and I can not even swallow but without going anymore details I feel a bit better.

Whether it was a whiskey or the guys,

we will never know.

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sincerely yours,

your local witch,

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